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Currently, I put skittles up my vagina, to get lovable for my boyfriend on valentines day, so I'd flavor very good. As he was eating me out, he pushed 1 skittle up to this point and couldn't get it out. I resulted in up in the ER for 4 hrs, with laughing nurses. FML.And do not forget to examine the presents web page to the restaurant's Intern